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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
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oeuniverse moonlightmischief
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thedisneyprincess moonlightmischief
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spilled-weed moonlightmischief

itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.
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itssexualhour joshpeck
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mako:

nickelodeon in 2015: catch an episode of book 4 of legend of korra you can’t see online! or on TV. it’s only available in a 6 volume flipbook found on the 6th layer of the earth. now back to spongebob.

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mako moonlightmischief
euro-t-r-a-s-h unvocalise
aureat radical-illusion
jeffreyforest idyllicallyirrational
my-teen-quote idyllicallyirrational

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

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claybabay impulsive-contradiction
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. ― Reba McEntire (via psych-quotes)
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psych-quotes idyllicallyirrational

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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averagefairy guardislife88
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fuks castiowl
just-a-scratch-just-a-scar perfect